Secretary Birds (Sagittarius serpentarius), from Africa. Diet consists of snakes that they kill by stomping on their heads.
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Secretary Birds (Sagittarius serpentarius), from Africa. Diet consists of snakes that they kill by stomping on their heads.
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i’m sorry but being an overbearing jesus freak in someone else’s home is insufferable
ok to be fair i’m the only one in my family who is not religious but still that made sitting next to this woman my mom brought home even worse i was just trying to eat my ravioli in peace and this fucking lady is talking about how god drives her car for her and how jesus picks out her clothes for her and asking me why i don’t go to SUNDAY SCHOOL bitch i stopped going to sunday school when i was 12 i wanted to escape from my body thru my ears and float into a different house
omg i just hate how super religious my family is but this is too much for me to handle
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I think so far the choices for Season 3 have been really good, but I won’t be completely satisfied until Nicolas Cage is announced as Patchface
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